Funny Image.

[Chaosmob]

Diana checking out Bruce's action figure! hehehe

[Classic Cowboy]

I'm sure Diana would love to play with a Batman toy...

[Grendle1853]

I wonder if she gets an residuals?

[Hepburn]

If she did she would have more say about her lasso coming off.

[Mira]

I think this scene so funny,
the way she complains that Batman comes up with batrang and her lasso is not very good imitation.

I bet she's thinking about:
Is that even in the world of toys he has to be the best ¬¬

Well, if I were was her, I would seek the manufacturer's name and would a research, is certainly a company from Wayne Group

[Gothamazon]

Diana checking out Bruce's action figure! hehehe

Hey, I never thought of that, Chaos. Thanks a lot! I totally missed that when I read it, possibly because I was a bit annoyed with Tom!

[Lordfrieza]

For a moment, seriously for a moment I thought that it wasn't Tom she was talking to.





But then I realized that it was Tom because he was being... a little more polite than John would be. That... And I'm fairly certain that John would have already been slapped through a building after being with Diana for more than two minutes.

[Chaosmob]

If she can stand Batman's B.S. I think she could handle John's for more then two minutes.

[Lordfrieza]

You've got a point there Chaos.

[Grendle1853]

I would hate to be in his shoes if he ever meets Batman. I see that going very bad for Constantine.

[Lordfrieza]

I can see it now...

"I've bloody well faced the very demons of hell, so what makes you think that I would scared of a man dressed as a bat?" Constantine asks Zatanna as they walk through Gotham.

"Oh a few reasons." Zatanna says as she feels John's hand move lower and lower until finally he does his famous rear check.

"John stop." Zatanna says.

"What's wrong luv?" He asks.

"What's wrong is that we aren't like that anymore." Zatanna says as they stop.

John shakes his head.

"We've shagged a dozen times before, and I showed you how to do that mind wipe trick." John said before he felt his feet leave the pavement and he was suddenly hauled into the air.

"BLOODY 'ELL!" He screamed as he was lifted well over six stories over the asphalt.

"So it was you that taught her that!" Bruce said as he grabbed Constantine's tie.

[Gothamazon]

LOL!

In reality, in DC reality, did John ever teach Zee abt mind wipe?

[Grendle1853]

I don't think so, he never seemed very good with magic. In the books I read the only magic he ever really preform is summoning a demon, who would kill at least one of his friends, then he'd somehow con the demon and get his way. He is more know than a conman than a sorcerer.

[Lordfrieza]

Actually John has done the mind wipes pretty often. Mainly with people he felt didn't deserve to have a lasting memory of himself or of a demonic presence, and while I don't know if he taught Zatanna in the mainstream DC universe he did teach her in the Vertigo universe.

John's magical abilities are as follows.

Tainted Blood: Constantine's blood is demoniacally tainted, initially by a blood transfusion from the demon Nergal, and later by sex with a succubus. His blood has been shown to have healing properties. It has also acted as a defense mechanism when attacked by the King of the Vampires.

■Healing Properties
■Bitter Taste Defense
Sorcery: Constantine is a magician but unlike most magicians, Constantine rarely uses magical spells, unless he really has to, especially in combat.

Some examples of Constantine's magic:

■Divination: Used a pendulum and map to find the location of a magical disturbance.
■Demon Summoning: Summoned the demon Nergal to destroy a monster for him, which it did (although John lost control, due to his inexperience).
■Black Magic Cursing: Placed a curse on his father that caused him to waste away.
■Spirit Ward Creation: Placed a magical sigil on a succubus that prevented the forces of Heaven and Hell from tracking her. As well as using sigils to hide himself from Satan.
■Golemancy: Raised a golem. [2]
■Oculumancy: Erased a man's traumatic memories.
■Necromancy: Raised a group of murder victims as zombies to attack their murderer.
■Illusion: Making people think he's someone or something else. Or using Illusion to scare susceptible opponents into catatonic insanity.
■Synchronicity Wave Traveling: An instinctual supernatural ability to be in the right place at exactly the right time. This has led John to uncanny luck, like winning incredible amounts of money from Arcade machines and Casinos. Avoiding harm. And more times than not - to meet the right kind of ally to help prevent or stop an apocalyptic event from happening.
■Mind Control: often through the manipulation of opponents and allies.Abilities
Master Manipulator: John Constantine is an excellent con artist and negotiator. These skills are often more useful than his magical ones. Constantine faces most of his challenges relying primarily on his cunning.

Arcane Knowledge: he has vast knowledge of the occult,

Well Known: an extensive list of contacts.

Stage Magician: Constantine has also exhibited considerable mastery in "stage magic skills"

Hypnotist

Sleight-Of-Hand Expert

Escapologist

Recently becoming an Ancient has been added to his list of powers. This allows him even more ability to affect people's judgement since he has become the Ancient in charge of Logic.

(And when Constantine took the place of the original ancient of logic the next six months saw an increase of impulse items above all else.)

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[Grendle1853]

Stupid Robin.

[Phantomstranger]

[rachelroth]

[DJEntisp]

Hello Capprentice

Have done that....still no luck.

now, is it safe to just post ip details of my config here, so you can see it?

Thanks.

[Grendle1853]

Most of the pics on this page don't work anymore.